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29 March 2014

Planning for The Sailor Themed Wedding for My Dogs

Drafted post

26/03/14

Time now is 3.21am (OMG it's 3.21am and I haven't take my bath. BRB)
Wow. Time now is 3.33am. Haha good numbers heh.
I am now naked wearing my all-time-favorite My Melody pyjamas, sitting on my purple queen-sized bed
using my brother ex-SONY Vaio white coloured laptop, blogging.
BLOG. TYPING. Like finally! It's been a while. I miss ranting on my space.

Today's main topic.
They are getting married. Yes, they have to get married. Hahaha
 You know, we bf bought a female puppy for Gucci about a year ago.
Click here to read about MAYO, the noisiest puppy.
That's really fast. When we first saw her, she was soooo small and now, she's a chubby little dog.
She's even bigger than Gucci. That's just amazing. Another important info to point out is that,
even though she's chubbier, heavier than Gucci, she's actually shorter than Gucci.
Muahaha She's short and fat, just like ME LOL!



About two years ago, Mayo was this small.



And now, she's this BIG.




She's superrrr adorable. Well, Gucci used to be adorable too and but now, he's basically an adult already.
He know what he is doing. He's considered as a MAN. He is no longer cute, he's charming instead. LOL!
I love Gucci for who he is. He is a good boy. I love Mayo because she's cute and super innocent.
All of her stupid funny action always makes us laugh like mad. I love both of them.

Btw, weeks ago, bf parked his car outside his house (out of norm). Usually he will park his car inside the house and close the gate.
He's always the one to close the gate. This time round, he didn't close it and I didn't realize it too.
I entered the house, greeted the dog and played with them for a while.
Then, I sat on the sofa while asking them to play outside. After about 2 minutes then I realized.
OMG WE DIDN'T CLOSE THE GATE.
The moment I stepped out, I saw Gucci and Mayo outside the house. Mayo was barking at a motorcycle.
The driver was kind of shock and then, he just continue riding his bike.
To my surprise, Mayo chased the motorcycle. OMG.I was extremely shocked. She's soooooo naughty.
I couldn't handle two dogs. Remember that Gucci was outside as well? I screamed and asked BF to come out.
Bf was almost naked with only a boxer and socks. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
He chased Mayo all the way to the middle of the street. OMG It was so dangerous.
Luckily Mayo respond when Bf shouted her name.
She stopped for a while and bf managed to catch her before she chase another random motorcycle.
Gucci followed me all the way and he never leave my side. He was confused and wonder what was happening.
As for Mayo, the more I chase the more she run. Man!! Luckily they are safe. Lesson learnt.
I blame myself for being forgetful and careless. I am so sorry. We are so sorry.
#guilty It makes me wonder. What if Mayo and Gucci gone missing or got injured in that accident.
I will never forgive myself. Bf scolded me and said if anything happen to them, he will never forgive me too.

OMG. The responsibility of owning pets is huge.
I do not wish to own anymore pet after they are gone. I hate the feeling of losing someone. I know, nobody likes it.
I also undertand and accept the fact that they will leave me one day. I will cry when I think about it. #sobs
Pets are like family. I can't imagine mylife without Gucci and Mayo T-T
They stay under the same roof with us. Even worst, they sleep with us.
The relationship with pet is even closer than relationship with a husband. They are like my family.
I often share my secret to Gucci and Mayo, I don't share it with my parent. Haha.
They are my best listener. I love them very very much. At the same time, feeling guilty.
I only get meet them for about twice a week or at night when I stay over at my boyfriend's place.
Feeling less guilty since we got Mayo too. Because, they are not alone. They have each other. =)
Anyway, cherish the moment. I am gonna make their life a memorable one.
I want to give them the best. I want them to be a happy.
I want to earn a lot of money and buy a lot of snacks and toys for them.
Ah! Dog snacks are expensive fyi.

Guess what? Bf is going to hire 2 maids. He said "One for Gucci, One for Mayo" HAHAHAA!
His house is small. My house is even larger than his and I do not have any maid.
Two maids for his small house is just....too much! Hahaha! The fee is extremely affordable though.
Like $100 for a month? =O
Now, you know why most Indonesian have more than one helper in their house.
Well, hopefully the maids will love Gucci and Mayo too. They are coming within this week? I have no idea.

Back to the topic, they are getting married. Married by accident, maybe.
Hahaha Mayo had her third heat (menstruation) a month ago. They had their first sex (mating) for the first time in their life.
Duh! I forgot the date LOL! Should have remembered the date ckckck..
Finally. Gucci made love to a real dog. Before this, he only gets to hump bf's leg.
Only bf's leg. He never want to hump on my leg, even when I offer him my leg. HAHAHA.
I am so happy for Gucci, it must be the happiest day of his life. lol
We were shocked and panicked when we saw "The tie". Do you know that actually dog twists when mating?
That was our first time seeing such thing. We thought Gucci will just jump on top of Mayo. We're wrong. It is more than that.
We were shocked when we saw that Gucci twist around and two of them are facing in opposite directions.
Yes, with his *p still inside Mayos *v. Which mean, his *p is twisted.
They looked like they were stucked together. Mayo looks sad and unwilling. We thought that Gucci hurts too.
Since you know, his *p got twisted. I quickly googled and found out that it was normal.
Bf commented "Are you sure that this is normal? It reminds me of exorcism"

Here's some information for you;

A bitch that is ready to be bred will allow the male to sniff and lick her vulva as she holds her tail up and out of the way.
 Ideally, the male will then mount the bitch from behind and proceed to penetrate the vulva with his penis.

The Tie 

A tie is a natural phenomenon of dog breeding in which the bulbus glandis of the male's penis swells inside the bitch's vagina. 
The dogs are virtually locked together for 15-20 minutes (two to 30 minutes is also normal), 
during which time ejaculation has taken place. 
The sperm is released at the beginning of the tie.

Getting stuck together is normal. Do NOT ice them to get them apart.
 The male is supposed to swell up and get stuck inside the female for two to 30 minutes. 
At this time if you feel the sire and dam in this area you will feel pulsating. 
When you hear someone say they got a 13-minute tie, this means they were locked together for 13 minutes.

During the tie, the majority of the sperm are delivered into the canal. 
The male may choose to remain on top of the bitch, or slightly off to her side. 
He may also twist around so the two are facing in opposite directions
The important thing is to calmly keep them from pulling on one another so neither dog's genitals are injured.
The tie typically lasts from ten to thirty minutes, and then the swelling subsides and the dogs can separate.

Nah! We suspect that Mayo maybe is pregnant. It has been a month.
We still didn't notice any sign of pregnancy though. Should we buy the pregnancy test? hahaha!
Human pregnancy test doesn't work on pet.
According to my research, if she's really pregnant, the puppies are likely to arrive in about 9 weeks. That's really fast.
You can read more about Maltese Pregnancy HERE
Whatever it is, Gucci have to be responsible. LOL! Gucci have to marry Mayo.

So, I googled for "Dog Wedding" Here's how to plan for a dog wedding by wikihow.
So, I am going to follow the instruction. As mentioned on the website.
Things I'll Need
Decorations
Food
Invitations
Animals to be married

Let's start from the Date and Venue. It is likely to be on Sunday, 6 April 2014.
The wedding will take place at My Shop! =D My shop closes at 5pm on Sunday.

Decoration = The theme is likely to be Navy Blue + Red so, theme is likely to be SAILOR. =D
Here's some inspiration I found online;




Here's some printables that I am going to use. Feel free to download these printable party props.

 





Now. The food. I am going to order a few dessert online via instagram.
Actually, some of my friend are selling home-made cake and tarts. I have been wanting to try it.
So, here's my plan. I would like to order;

12 mini fruit tarts
1 small cake with navy theme.
24 Jco mini donuts

Then I will prepare some popcorns
(It's been a while since the last time I pop some popcorn. I used to do it quite often years ago)
sausage (easiest food), sandwich, fries and pasta. I am going to serve western food. Easy and yummeh.

For Gucci and Mayo, I am going to buy the best wet food or maybe I should just cook minced beef + veggie for them.
Well, I will decide it nearer to the date.

Guest List:
Papa
Mama
Sister
Sister's Husband
Brother
Merzy
Cousins

or maybe just bf and I hahaha! I will see how it goes.

Pet costume: Gucci has a sailor-inspired shirt. It would fit the theme.
Ordered a navy striped dress for Mayo. I bought a house for them too. So that they can stay together forever.
Hahaha! Should I buy a car for them too? LOL Everything should arrive within this week.

Stay tuned for the party post. =)

                   

1 comment :

  1. Love the nautical prints how do l get them please :)

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